More from my funny valentine

More Elam quotes:

After eating at a restaurant, Elam said to the waiter, "Sir, I need to tell you something. You outdid yourself." (he was 2)

Me when I was pregnant with Eden: Elam, what do you think your baby sister will look like?

Elam: like a big huge dinosaur

"Ouch! My fingers bit my stomach." Translation: He pinched himself.

Nathan: Elam did you meet my Uncle Jimmy?

Elam: Yeah, he's fat like a hot dog.

While playing baseball: I'm a professional say Go Royals Go! Say it louder! I can't hear you!

Mom, I've gotta go poop. It's a miracle poop.